Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

(Source: bruisedbrat)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?
thatfunnyblog:

killed the whole game tbh

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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stormbornvalkyrie:

♕ “I have something to say the people of Meereen….”

tigerssjaw:

Being able to turn boys on is the best thing in the whole world bye